This is a list of items that folks would like to appear in the service auction catalog. You can add your request to this list using this request form.

• [DONATE] Unamed party wants 1 grid(s) of Electrical Supply and Distribution System (Turnkey electrical supply and distribution system for a city of 6 million people located in an arid region of the mideast.) for an initial bid of $4000000000 per grid. (Donor should provide security arrangements to cope with significant unrest in the area. )
• [DONATE] Joan Bradshaw wants 5 hole(s) of Holes (Dig 5 garden holes, approx. 2’ X 12” X 12”) for an initial bid of $10 per hole. (Provider must remove rocks.)
• [DONATE] Henry Halff wants 6 week(s) of Rehabilitation Services (Rehab including physical and occupational therapy to help requestor recover from Elbonian re-education program.) for an initial bid of $300 per week.
• [DONATE] Dianna Ross wants 1 painting(s) of Painting in the Fireplace Room (There is a beautiful blue painting in the fireplace room that Dianna would die for.) for an initial bid of $50 per painting. (Initial bid is not realistic. Set by auction director who is not familiar with the painting.)

You can help these wonderful people by donating the requested service to the service auction, using this handy donation form.

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